Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
