What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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