he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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