is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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