...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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