Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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