We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Apparently you make a good broom.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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