Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
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