Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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