Betty ford says i'm here all night
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
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I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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