Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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