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you win
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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