Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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