she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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