She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
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I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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