I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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