normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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