Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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