How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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