You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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