Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
The chlamydia really affected his face.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
All the doctor said was why
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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