The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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