You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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