How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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