just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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