Pants 0. Shit 1.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My dick has a subreddit
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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