And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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