scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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