Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
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You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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