That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
