if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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