D3 body, D1 cock
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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