if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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