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I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora

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Please tell me how you discovered this.

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I was looking in the mirror snooping around

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(440): I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora (1-440): Please tell me how you discovered this. (440): I was looking in the mirror snooping around<p></p> http://tfl.nu/7aua

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and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling

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(612): and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling http://tfl.nu/vkmi

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You going to midnight mass? we need a dd

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(386): You going to midnight mass? we need a dd http://tfl.nu/65xe

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Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.

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(515): Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas. http://tfl.nu/4rik

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Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"

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(970): Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet" http://tfl.nu/xuid

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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week

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(231): Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week http://tfl.nu/unwi

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I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.

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(508): I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again. http://tfl.nu/jeja

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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb

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(347): full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb http://tfl.nu/b13u

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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.

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(217): So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world. http://tfl.nu/kbv9

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I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.

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(404): I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life. http://tfl.nu/rfqb

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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?

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(240): Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished? http://tfl.nu/q6tp

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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf

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(508): Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf http://tfl.nu/j0ls

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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.

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(310): Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure. http://tfl.nu/ptmp

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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.

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(256): Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life. http://tfl.nu/8lve

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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.

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(541): I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter. http://tfl.nu/zy4z

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