I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He passed out mid-signature
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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