We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.