Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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