So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
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