D3 body, D1 cock
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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