this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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