We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
