Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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