The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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