if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You dont lie about slip and slides
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
false alarm, still single
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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