Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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