Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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