i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
he fucked my hip out of place.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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