if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I use my feet as sexual weapons
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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