when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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