I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
