So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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