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• (916): View more from California

  We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD

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  Or, you could have used a condom

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.

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  He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.

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  you win some, you lose some.

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• (212): View more from New York

  When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.

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  i can't wait.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!

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