i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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