So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
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We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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