can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.