does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
