I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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