Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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