she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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