Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
he just fucked me for my cheese..
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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